Stuffs I Like
capitana-kaylee:


manafromheaven:

sexhaver:

juicyjacqulyn:

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

scientists could scour the arctic for decades and never find anything colder than this

yOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

capitana-kaylee:

manafromheaven:

sexhaver:

juicyjacqulyn:

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

scientists could scour the arctic for decades and never find anything colder than this

yOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

ralndrops:

"Maybe if you went to sleep earlier you wouldn’t be so-"

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captainkaknuckles:


I find this so damn funny every. fucking. time.

captainkaknuckles:

I find this so damn funny every. fucking. time.

foxbabies:


diabeetus01:

You know what I just realized? Patrick killed people.
Patrick killed a lot of people.

and then things got unholy

foxbabies:

diabeetus01:

You know what I just realized? Patrick killed people.

Patrick killed a lot of people.

and then things got unholy

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timeywimeyhobbit:

tfios-changed-my-life:

"Augustus is soooo pretentious!!!"

Ohmygod, no way?? It’s almost as if that’s exactly what John Green intended.

"Augustus Waters talked so much that he’d interrupt you at his own funeral. And he was pretentious: Sweet Jesus Christ, that kid never took a piss without pondering the abundant metaphorical resonances of human waste production."

ivettehomestuck:

almondskeyess:

no but really short people are so mean dude. i got a lot of short friends and they kinda scare me

us tall people are so nice and soft-hearted and everyone always picks on us for being tall and we’re like “haha yeah”

short people will easily start planning a murder if u pick on them

It’s because they’re closer to hell.

zombikki:

takemyhandanyway:

made rebloggable by request

she’s beautiful.

smiling sweetly as she smashes the patriarchy.

I found my new hero.

the-grace-of-cas:

sonianeverland:

hey

hey friend

dont kill yourself tonight ok

you have a really pretty smile and i know its not always easy to manage one but itd be a bummer if we never had the chance to see it ever again

youre really important and you matter a lot so stay safe and try and have a nice sleep

I would like a moment to thank the people who reblog post like this so that it eventually shows on my dash.

It is keeping me alive

avrooml2:

feminismordeath:

badassperger:

caseyandsons:

bxneyard:

soulsuccubus:

thedaysofforever:

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

I never usually laugh at these, but I literally just lost it

Lololol

Tears are streaming down my face oh my god

help

"I am getting fisted right now" omfg

this made me hysterical help

Yeah, should not have read those whilst at work

healthtay:

Moral of the story: Your thighs are fine.  Work it, ladies. You’re all gorgeous

goldenbrightsun:

thorkitastic:

Oh my f***ing god of thunder!!!

This was absolutely relevant to the plot. I would not have understood anything if not for this scene. 

8bit-ace:


8bit-ace:

the new slogan for tumblr.com

i will not rest until this gets a million notes

8bit-ace:

8bit-ace:

the new slogan for tumblr.com

i will not rest until this gets a million notes

policecodeforzombieontheloose:

buzzfeedgeeky:

Gospels from the mouth of DanRad

"fuck that, I’m Harry Potter"

powertrolls:

troye-slayvan:

lostintranslaaytion:

clownprinceo-crime:

sailorhater:

cutebabe:

misandry-mermaid:

misandry-mermaid:

please put this shit on blast. his twitter name is @swerveodactyl and he’s being a complete asshole when called out on that tweet. His name is Beau Miller, he’s a junior at some high school in Washington state, I couldn’t figure out which but I’m sure you guys can help. Thank you so much!
[Submission]

An update:  Beau Miller posted this on 4/10 at 4:09pm


MEN ARE FUCKING SCUM 2K14

"or getting flirty eyes from a fat chick" literally die in a fire pLS

This is insulting to every gender.

This is the most disgusting piece of trash I’ve read in my life. 

IM LITERALLY GOING TO THROW MYSELF IN THE FIREY PITS OF HELL BECAUSE THERE IS NO WAY THAT IT CAN BE AS BAD AS THIS BALL OF STUPIDITY WE CALL ‘HUMANITY’

Let’s just hope this guy gets hit by a truck.

I hope his dick falls off and gets eaten by his dog

powertrolls:

troye-slayvan:

lostintranslaaytion:

clownprinceo-crime:

sailorhater:

cutebabe:

misandry-mermaid:

misandry-mermaid:

please put this shit on blast. his twitter name is @swerveodactyl and he’s being a complete asshole when called out on that tweet. His name is Beau Miller, he’s a junior at some high school in Washington state, I couldn’t figure out which but I’m sure you guys can help. Thank you so much!

[Submission]

An update:  Beau Miller posted this on 4/10 at 4:09pm

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MEN ARE FUCKING SCUM 2K14

"or getting flirty eyes from a fat chick" literally die in a fire pLS

This is insulting to every gender.

This is the most disgusting piece of trash I’ve read in my life. 

IM LITERALLY GOING TO THROW MYSELF IN THE FIREY PITS OF HELL BECAUSE THERE IS NO WAY THAT IT CAN BE AS BAD AS THIS BALL OF STUPIDITY WE CALL ‘HUMANITY’

Let’s just hope this guy gets hit by a truck.

I hope his dick falls off and gets eaten by his dog