scientists could scour the arctic for decades and never find anything colder than this
"Maybe if you went to sleep earlier you wouldn’t be so-"
I find this so damn funny every. fucking. time.
You know what I just realized? Patrick killed people.
Patrick killed a lot of people.
and then things got unholy
"Augustus is soooo pretentious!!!"
Ohmygod, no way?? It’s almost as if that’s exactly what John Green intended.
"Augustus Waters talked so much that he’d interrupt you at his own funeral. And he was pretentious: Sweet Jesus Christ, that kid never took a piss without pondering the abundant metaphorical resonances of human waste production."
no but really short people are so mean dude. i got a lot of short friends and they kinda scare me
us tall people are so nice and soft-hearted and everyone always picks on us for being tall and we’re like “haha yeah”
short people will easily start planning a murder if u pick on them
It’s because they’re closer to hell.
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smiling sweetly as she smashes the patriarchy.
I found my new hero.
dont kill yourself tonight ok
you have a really pretty smile and i know its not always easy to manage one but itd be a bummer if we never had the chance to see it ever again
youre really important and you matter a lot so stay safe and try and have a nice sleep
I would like a moment to thank the people who reblog post like this so that it eventually shows on my dash.
It is keeping me alive
I never usually laugh at these, but I literally just lost it
Tears are streaming down my face oh my god
"I am getting fisted right now" omfg
this made me hysterical help
Yeah, should not have read those whilst at work
Moral of the story: Your thighs are fine. Work it, ladies. You’re all gorgeous
Oh my f***ing god of thunder!!!
This was absolutely relevant to the plot. I would not have understood anything if not for this scene.
Gospels from the mouth of DanRad
"fuck that, I’m Harry Potter"
please put this shit on blast. his twitter name is @swerveodactyl and he’s being a complete asshole when called out on that tweet. His name is Beau Miller, he’s a junior at some high school in Washington state, I couldn’t figure out which but I’m sure you guys can help. Thank you so much!
An update: Beau Miller posted this on 4/10 at 4:09pm
MEN ARE FUCKING SCUM 2K14
"or getting flirty eyes from a fat chick" literally die in a fire pLS
This is insulting to every gender.
This is the most disgusting piece of trash I’ve read in my life.
IM LITERALLY GOING TO THROW MYSELF IN THE FIREY PITS OF HELL BECAUSE THERE IS NO WAY THAT IT CAN BE AS BAD AS THIS BALL OF STUPIDITY WE CALL ‘HUMANITY’
Let’s just hope this guy gets hit by a truck.
I hope his dick falls off and gets eaten by his dog